- Hodgins: Wanna see something? *shows a mango with a fountain pen embedded in it*
- Angela: I'm speechless.
- Hogdins: I stabbed a mango!
Occupy Wall Street? Egyptian riots? London looting?
NOPE.
Penn State student rioting over the firing of Joe Paterno. More photos from last night’s riots here.
If a group of crows is a murder, what’s a crowd of rape-apologizing douchebros called?
I believe a pace of asses would be appropriate.
-Joe
I think the overwhelming majority of male faces in this photo is rather telling.
mhmm
Cats are liquids. “Liquids … take the shape of the container while maintaining a constant volume”. That’s it. So cats are liquid.
In his afterword of the book Fahrenheit 451, Bradbury talks about having to find a place to write because working in the family garage led to playing with his children instead of writing. He couldn’t afford office space. He writes, “Finally I located just the place, the typing room in the basement of the library of the University of California at Los Angeles. There, in neat rows, were a score or more of old Remington or Underwood typewriters which rented out at a dime a half hour. You thrust your dime in, the clock ticked madly, and you typed wildly, to finish before the half hour ran out. Thus I was twice driven; by children to leave home, and by a typewriter timing device to be a maniac at the keys. Time was indeed money.” Bradbury finished the first draft in 9 days at a cost of $9.80 in dimes. I think of this when I’m being spoilt and lazy, sitting at my computer cursing the dodgy internet connection that prevents me checking my twitter feed instead of getting my writing done.
$9.80
Sometimes the way to inspiration is just to put your hands to the keyboard and pull the story out - shredded, maimed, and crying for coffee - from your gut.
Babies
No. I don’t want any. And no. There’s nothing you can say to change my mind. I don’t give a shit if “that’s what you thought until you had one.” I also don’t give a flying fuck if “You won’t understand until you have one.” I’m way too selfish for children, and I also don’t want to share my body with a fucking living parasite. And don’t tell me that “that all changes once you have a baby.” Because if that were the truth, Child Protective Services wouldn’t be necessary. Get off me.
I have to share. And I can’t say this on Facebook.
I feel like I’m constantly being monitored on Facebook by those who refer to themselves as “superiors.”
What I needed to share was this:
My Nilla Wafers taste like a vagina.
Legit.
That is all.
Mr President… I heard you say you will not guarantee SS checks if the debt ceiling isn’t raised. Why is it the scare always has to do with SS, Medicare, & our Soldiers pay? Why not stop your own pay or all of Congress to save much more money for our country? Why use the Seniors, Soldiers, & our Needy as examples? Take the money from those who take no risks and reap the benefits? Repost if you agree
A new challenger appears! The latest Facebook virus has made its debut. Sure, you could directly email your Congressional rep and encourage them to raise the debt ceiling, since THEY are the ones that vote on it and not the POTUS, but making a Facebook post blaming the President is a lot easier. (via stfuconservatives)
Yet ironically, these are the same assdouches who scream that billionaires can’t pay 1 penny more in taxes.
(via shorterexcerpts)
It’s also illegal to stop Congresscritters’ pay. The 27th Amendment prohibits any increase or decrease in Congressional pay from taking effect before the next election. So even if Congress voted to stop paying themselves in a shutdown, it wouldn’t take effect until 2013.
(via blissandzen)
^^^
(via stfuconservatives)
